The Dungeon Master’s Guide 5e Disclaimer

by Ameron (Derek Myers) on November 26, 2014

dmg-5e-coverWe have the 5e Dungeon Master’s Guide. Tomorrow Friday* we’ll be sharing our review of this magnificent book and on Friday many of you will have a chance to pick up your very own copy from select premium game stores. Until then, we thought we’d give you a teaser by sharing the new disclaimer. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: Wizards of the Coast does not officially endorse the following tactics, which are guaranteed to maximize your enjoyment as a Dungeon Master. First, always keep a straight face and say OK no matter how ludicrous or doomed the players’ plan of action is. Second, no matter what happens, pretend that you intended all along for everything to unfold the way it did. Third, if you’re not sure what to do next, feign illness, end the session early, and plot your next move. When all else fails, roll a bunch of dice behind your screen, study them for a moment with a look of deep concern mixed with regret, let loose a heavy sign, and announce that Tiamat swoops from the sky and attacks.

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*Sorry, real life got in the way of my gaming priorities. Watch for the review tomorrow.

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1 Matt November 26, 2014 at 6:42 pm

As a reviewer, just curious when your review copy arrived?

2 Ameron (Derek Myers) November 27, 2014 at 10:32 am

My review copy arrived Tuesday. I know my FLGS got their copies in Wednesday but can’t sell them until Friday. If your FLGS has copies in stock now they might let you look through one even though you can’t purchase the DMG until tomorrow.

3 Scott November 29, 2014 at 12:00 am

Nice write up Sir. Looking forward to getting my copy.

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